A Summer To Remember


Wanted! A caretaker for roundhouse row holiday cottages.

Where? Nelson’s bar is the perfect little village. Nestled away on the Norfolk coast we can offer you no signal, no wi-fi and – most importantly – no problems!

Who? The ideal candidate will be looking for an escape from their cheating scumbag ex-fiance, a diversion from their entitled cousin, and a break from their traitorous friends.

What you’ll get! Accommodation in a chocolate-box cottage, plus a summer filled with blue skies and beachside walks. Oh, and a reunion with the man of your dreams.

Please note: we take no responsibility for any of the above scumbags, passengers and/or traitors walking back into your life…

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